The Siege of Dunkeld (In Hoots We Trust)

Regis Dundoniensis
 Furor apocalyptus
 Magus calamitosus
 Bellis intergalactus
 Regis Dundoniensis
 Furor apocalyptus
 Magus calamitosus
 Bellis intergalactus
 Ancient cosmic wormhole
 Chaos lord arise
 I have returned from the future
 Into a terrible past
 Chaos and war on the plains of Dunkeld
 The armies of darkness amassed
 Is this a twisted dimension?
 Is this true reality?
 A symbol of evil is flying once more
 Above the proud spires of Dundee
 A burning black sun
 The siege of Dunkeld has begun
 Defeat of the ancient town is nigh
 In Hoots we trust
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 Horrifying fecal demons
 Rising up out of the caverns below
 Dark robotic astral zombies
 Eating the peasants who live in Glasgow
 Siege engines of hell's creation
 Blasting the walls with unholy fire
 Undead forces marching onward
 Army of evil so tragic and dire
 Look up to the sky
 A glorious battle cry
 The forces of justice call his name
 In Hoots we trust (we trust)
 By the power of the holy King of Unst (hail Hoots)
 For the glory of Dundee
 To win this epic battle
 In his power we must trust to set us free
 (Confutatis maledictis caledoniae)
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 In Hoots we trust
 Zargothrax!
 I am the bane of Cowdenbeath
 The scourge of Auchtermuchty
 Arch-foe of the Questlords of Inverness
 Come face me in battle, Angus
 And prepare to meet thy doom!
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 Your dark dominion
 Has corrupted Dundee
 With a swing of my hammer
 I'll end this misery!
 Legendary battle
 
 Epic war is fight
 What mystic enchantment
 Has Zargothrax spun?
 My weapon has no effect
 This fight can't be won!
 Pathetic mortal scum!
 In this dimension, your hammer has no power over me
 Now, kneel before your emperor
 Kneel before your god!
 In Hoots we trust (we trust)
 By the power of the holy King of Unst (hail Hoots)
 For the glory of Dundee
 To win this epic battle
 In his power we must trust to set us free
 In Hoots we trust (we trust)
 By the power of the holy King of Unst (hail Hoots)
 For the glory of Dundee
 To win this epic battle
 In his power we must trust to set us free
 (Confutatis maledictis caledoniae)
 In Hoots we trust