Alien

I ain't no model, I ain't no star
 Ain't gonna make the headlines through divorce scams
 I'm kind of ugly, but I get by
 I'm no Prince Charming, just an urban caveman
 I'm not so cool and I ain't that sharp
 I'm just a clown fish fighting the great white sharks
 I feel so jaded, I feel so aimless
 Worse than a blind nun praying at a swinger conference
 No, no, not again
 I don't wanna play this endlessly
 I don't feel I'm ready to give in
 I don't wanna play this endlessly
 And everything will stay the same
 And we will play the game again
 Just leave your troubles far away
 And it will all be fine again
 I'm used to swimming against the tide
 Don't want no sheepish monkeys by my side
 The truth is out there for all to see
 The latest fad is saving up to pierce your knee
 I'm going bald and losing all my locks
 The fight is lost against the ticking of the clocks
 I feel so jaded, I feel so aimless
 Worse than a blind nun swaying at a hooker contest
 No, no, not again
 I don't wanna play this endlessly
 I don't feel I'm ready to give in
 I don't wanna play this endlessly
 And everything will stay the same
 And we will play the game again
 Just leave your troubles far away
 And it will all be fine again
 And everything will stay the same
 Let's have a beer and celebrate
 Just leave your troubles far away
 And it will all be fine again
 Mother-Ship come look for me
 Mother-Ship please rescue me
 Mother-Ship come set me free
 And everything will stay the same
 And we will play the game again
 Just leave your troubles far away
 And it will all be fine again
 And everything will stay the same
 Let's have a beer and celebrate
 Just leave your troubles far away
 And it will all be fine again