Never Eat Soggy Waffles

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 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, no
 Never, North
 Eat, East
 Soggy, South
 Waffles, West
 Never dress waffles in bikinis, (no)
 Never eat waffles with tortellini, (ew)
 Never rub waffles in the dirt, (ugh)
 'Cause crunch, crunch, crunch
 It's gonna make your teeth hurt
 Drop your waffles in the pool, (splash)
 Yeah, maybe that'll make them all nice and cool
 But ya gonna need some fancy goggles
 Yeah, when you dive in to get those
 Super soggy waffles
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, no
 Never, North
 Eat, East
 Soggy, South
 Waffles, West
 Never smear waffles with brie cheese, (ew)
 Never blow in a waffle after you sneeze, (achoo)
 Never dip your waffles in hairspray, (what)
 Dip, dip, dip, ugh
 That would be nasty
 Drop your waffles in a lake, (splash)
 They might get slurped up by a verser water snake, (slurp)
 Gonna need some fancy goggles
 When you dive in to get those
 Super soggy waffles
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, no
 Never, North
 Eat, East
 Soggy, South
 Waffles, West
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, oh, oh
 Never eat soggy waffles
 Oh, oh, no
 Um, Sylvia
 I have a confession to make
 Okay
 I do like to eat soggy waffles
 Ah!
 Especially when it's drenched in maple syrup