Scrambled eggz0rhax

Tyranny, conquest, dictatorship
 Hahaha!
 I really put one over on that rube!
 This sack of gold can finance a whole army of robots to trample Mobius into submission!
 You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir
 You're rotten to the core, bahahaha!
 Thank you, and to show how much I appreciate you two numbskulls
 I'm going to give you a tip
 Wow, aha, great!
 Oh boy, a tip!
 The tip is: always buy new shoes
 It smells like... chili beans
 It is chili beans!
 Stale chili beans
 Covered with gold paint
 What are you talking about?! I wasn't even there!
 Shut up!
 I'm the boss!
 I can blame whoever I want to
 I am demoting you down to mop-up duty
 If it's the last thing I do
 I'm going to get even with that scheme-stopping spine-headed hedgehog!
 This is the only way into the canyon, and it's boobytrapped!