Two Bitches

[Grand Agent]
 It'sa-uh-uh-UHH! Yknahmean?
 Big up! All my live niggaz
 Keepin thangs in check, yknahms.
 [Chorus: x2]
 I got what? "Two Bitches" Sayin no names
 I got what? "Two Bitches" They be stakin they claim
 I got what? "Two Bitches" But I ain't ashamed
 I got what? "Two Bitches" I fuck 'em the same
 [Grand Agent]
 It's a uh, yo, yo-yo.
 When I be fuckin wit my Caucasoid bitch, word up
 she pull the handcuffs out then I lock the herb up
 Yeah, but when I fuck my African-American babe
 she want her breakfast in bed, I make the white one the maid
 Now I thrust with the force of course in either case
 but the black one, she always wanna be in my face
 So it's easy to mistake the white one for hoe
 and the professional way she execute the head blow
 Now, I'm a b-boy who enjoy his freedom
 but It's nothing worse than having no bitches when ya need 'em
 That's why I keep a pair nearby for my provisions
 My wish is their command, my command is their religion
 You think it's fucked up? Then it'll stay fucked up
 Stay away if you feel you too good to suck nuts
 I couldn't care less what you think of me
 I got two bitches and them can't wait to get a drink of me
 [Chorus]
 [Grand Agent]
 Met the nigga bitch cruisin in the white bitch car
 told her give ya pussy to me, you'll be a big star
 And I try to be a man of my word so what I did
 is told the white bitch to work a double shift, I need the crib
 Invited forty niggas to the spot no doubt
 and broadcast the VHS of me bussin it out
 Niggas all on the dick for like a good two weeks
 tryin to know how a broke nigga keep two freaks
 I met the white bitch at this open mic café
 When I was done spillin my spill, she walked my way
 and said the poetry was like Spanish fly in her drink
 I could tell before dawn I would be in the pink
 So it was just formality we chit chat for a while
 On the way to her rest, I stop off for Lifestyles
 She was bent totally, so I pushed the Ac' gunnin it
 She passed out, that's when I met the black one and shit
 [Chorus]
 [Grand Agent]
 It's a uh, what.
 And listen up, one paid and one dead broke
 One scared of the dick, the other live for the deep throat
 One dropped out and one went to college
 But they both wanna be the only one, do the knowledge
 No bitch can be everything to a king
 The bitch who recognize that, she get promoted to queen
 Otherwise, they'll keep wonderin why
 to them my dick is lightnin and thunder, it rain when they cry
 mad tears of joy and pain for the b-boy Christ
 who fell to temptation when I brought the bliss to they life
 Yeah they hate to see me go even though I came to cum
 It's not about the sex or the pain that I brung
 We be buildin relations in between the ep's
 exchangin our philosophies, gettin further in depth
 But God forbid deeper than my dick go
 Just enough to keep 'em happy like a faggot in Frisco
 I got. TWO bitchezzzzzzzz
 [Chorus: x4 to fade]