Teeny's Hair

Teeny's hair hangs down gently to her shoulder
 She doesn't look any older
 Than she did when she was young
 There is a room filled with the stolen Mona Lisas
 De Milo's broken pieces
 That's where the pictures are hung
 When he arrives all of the men with badges trust him
 Take a Spanish door through customs
 It's no crime, it is no crime
 Ascending the stairs
 Where you accept the Legion of Honour
 And the mark of Cain is upon her
 For all time, yes for all time
 Take my knights away
 Sweep all my horses off of the table
 Tell me strategies if you're able
 Show me how the game can be played
 We go to the place where all the re-named roses gather
 And the bearded ladies lather
 To be shaved, oh to be shaved