Dearly Departed

I got bats and the bellfry, and my
 Baby she don't care
 I took her out for a date in the graveyard
 You know she didn't get scared
 I'm staring into those snake eyes
 And the cobwebs in her hair
 I got to thinking I'm a lucky guy
 Because my baby, my baby wasn't hurt
 She was six feet under, now she's under the covers with
 She was gone for a burton now she's back in my heart to stay
 I'm not compos mentis but my baby's got no qualms
 They put me out of my misery
 And she took me right into her arms
 I drew the curtain and I bit the dust
 Bought a ticket for the great beyond
 And now I'm feeling like a lucky guy
 Because my baby, my baby wasn't burnt
 She was six feet under, now she's under the covers with me
 She was gone for a burton now she's back in my heart to stay
 To stay
 To stay
 Dearly departed
 Carnaged and slaughtered
 Cold hearted loving but the fun