Meet The Plastics

Woah, who's at that table over there?
 Don't look at them, just don't
 We call those three 'The Plastics'
 They're shiny, fake, and hard
 They play their little mind games
 All around the schoolyard
 They might insult your clothing
 Or make fun of your name
 Like they mocked Jen Morecock
 'Til she burst into flames
 And Ms. Morecock was a teacher
 Regina George is the queen bee
 She's always dressed up
 She always wins Spring Fling Queen
 We're just drones who work for her
 Then die
 My name is Regina George
 And I am a massive deal
 Fear me, love me
 Stand and stare at me
 And these, these are real
 I've got money and looks
 I am, like, drunk with power
 This whole school
 Humps my leg like a chihuahua
 I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
 I never weigh more than one-fifteen
 My name is Regina George
 And I am a massive deal
 I don't care who you are
 I don't care how you feel
 That's Gretchen Wieners
 She knows everything about everybody
 That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets
 Yes, Regina
 No, Regina
 Every waking hour
 I spend making sure Regina
 George can stay in power
 If Regina is the sun
 Then I'm a disco ball
 'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
 If you've had alcohol
 I worm your secrets out of you
 And bring them to my master
 And then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
 Disaster!
 Regina is the queen
 But I'm the head of worker bees
 As I am seated at her right hand
 Like a Jewish Princess Jesus
 That is Karen Smith
 The dumbest person you will ever meet
 I once saw her put a "D" in the word "orange"
 My name is Karen
 My hair is shiny
 My teeth are perfect
 My skirt is tiny
 It barely covers
 My perky heinie
 My name is Karen
 I may not be smart
 That's it
 Right
 We never really do this
 But how'd you like to
 Have lunch with us this week
 Oh, it's okay, I-
 No, no need for you to thank us
 But-
 There's no need to even speak
 You're new and you don't know things
 You need good friends who can tell you what to think
 See you here same time tomorrow
 On Wednesdays we wear pink
 On Wednesdays we wear pink
 Yes, Regina (my name is Karen)
 No, Regina
 Every waking hour (here's where you belong)
 I spend making sure Regina (my hair is shiny)
 George can stay in power (here's where you belong)
 If Regina is the sun (my teeth are perfect)
 Then I'm a disco ball (my skirt is tiny)
 'Cause I'm just as bright and fun (here's where you belong)
 If you've had alcohol
 Wear something nice and grab a tray
 'Cause we don't do this everyday
 Say here's where you belong
 Say here's where you belong
 No, really, say it
 Say here's where you belong
 Come sit with us tomorrow
 It'll be fetch