Asshole

I don't like the things you like
 And you don't like the things I like
 She don't like the things they like
 So who the fuck is really right
 See a skinhead at a show
 Let him know he's got to go
 Fuck white power, the KKK
 A-s-s-h-o-l-e
 Everyone's an asshole (f'ing asshole)
 My mom's an asshole (fucking asshole)
 You're a fucking asshole (fucking asshole)
 And i'm a goddamn asshole
 Mom and dad, the grateful dead
 Major labels and straight edge
 Coors and school and rollerblades
 God, Rick James and Oakley shades
 Fishing, Wayne, silly jocks
 Nazis, midgets, new tube socks
 L.D from M.R.R
 And fucking Zeppelin, man...
 Everyone's an asshole (f'ing asshole)
 My mom's an asshole (fucking asshole)
 You're a fucking asshole (fucking asshole)
 And i'm a goddamn asshole
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 Everyone's an asshole (f'ing asshole)
 My mom's an asshole (fucking asshole)
 You're a fucking asshole (fucking asshole)
 And i'm a goddamn asshole
 Hippies, barleys, Pearl Jam
 Chili Peppers, case of Spam
 Riot girls, Ponch and John
 Squash and pork and carmel flan
 We hate these things, we hate you too
 Go fuck a monkey in the zoo
 Oscar Meyer has a way with
 B-o-l-o-g-n-a