Big Pink Dress

Howdy folks its me again
 Got a message to convey
 I'm so confused what's to lose
 I think I might turn gay
 On the day my bitch left
 She said "stick it up your rear"
 She never thought she'd hear these words
 "Ow your mustache is so tickly down there"
 (Drill my ass)
 Oh, god it's so tight
 (Drill my ass)
 This is my first time
 (Drill my ass)
 "I love you", "I love you too"
 I live with Bill its such a thrill, we get it on so fine
 We tend our garden everyday
 Sometimes it's 69
 Play dress up and have puppet shows
 We skip and dance and sing
 He's so helpful he shaves my back
 "Mark, it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat"
 (It's so hard)
 It feels so right
 (It's so hard)
 The way he holds me
 (It's so hard)
 I could just die
 When we go drinking
 (It's so hard)
 The we start thinking
 But doin' it to Liberace then we bake a quiche
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 We went to church he held my hand I gazed into his eyes
 He kissed my ear "I said oh dear" my shaft began to rise
 He wispered "let's get married"
 I squeeked and shouted "yes"
 Suddenly our live a big mess
 He wore a tux ei wore a big pink dress
 (Drill my ass)
 Not sure i'm right
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 What was I thinking
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 I like bull fights
 (Drill my ass)
 No more knittng
 (Drill my ass)
 No more skipping
 I tried it once a whole six months
 So long mustache