Shave The Planet

Because we're Americans
 We don't give a shit about each other
 We don't give a shit about the earth
 And all I want to do is rip you off
 And f**k you in the ass while you're not lookin'
 Because we're Americans
 The Catholics mouth more than just each other
 It's written that He must toss you off
 Your parents were light on their last tithing
 Father f**ked me in the ass while I'm not lookin'
 If God created man, He did it just right
 Hitler, slavery, urban blight
 Starvation, religion, and selling our nation
 Out right
 Because we're Americans
 Hide behind the mask of mediocrity
 My wife, my kids are swell
 A fifty-fifty chance that he's a homo
 And he'll take it in the ass while you're not lookin
 If God created man, He did it just right
 Hitler, slavery, urban blight
 Starvation, religion, and selling our nation
 Out right
 Americans
 Take a fist in the ass
 Americans
 Try hard and fast
 Americans
 Just eliminate the middle f**king class