Church Pants

When the rats rose up and broke their silence
 And assembled on the shores of the closest island
 With their folk beside them and a rogue defiance
 Went 2 by 2 and awoke Poseidon
 Leopard print Speedo on the F.D.R. saying "follow that car"
 Same maze different shit name sake blanket pocked
 49 miners slick pick and pan, thanks a lot
 Hook and reel pushing wheels building more storied land
 Honest deal daily dose, aching bone, quarry hand
 I praise the day porn began
 Loser wins a cupie doll, not the father Maury dance
 Saddle spin apple sins kings that cry
 Ousted by the clergy we're not worthy of the crimson tide
 Let it be just beware of prison pride
 Proud Mary keep on burning down the house there's kids inside
 Give it time speaking soft send him in
 Tell him what he's here for and appear sure to his next of kin
 Set your sails bed of nails elbow back
 Trading in the British pound sitting down with Meadow's dad
 Kettles black might explode sign the paper
 Resuscitate me if the doctors are the kind that cater
 Labor party line, primed with wine and wafer...
 You'll get buried in the desert like I'm gator, hater!
 Pink bunny slippers on the F.D.R. saying "follow that car"
 Moth man morph devoid of a new cocoon
 More aches in his joints than joints in his human suit
 No cigar, scoop dirt smitty over hook-in-mouth
 Foot work itchy for a hoof and snout, do or die intruder bound
 Zoomed on the stupefying truancy of
 Santa's little helpers watching millie pull her Brooklyn out
 Part hex, part dark RX, part kill the headlights when approaching a harpy nest
 Ever oscillating Arp noise, operate and charter stone hearts out of gargoyles
 Ditto on the guard dogs, ruff!
 This is not behavior distorted by the presence of other personage
 More a naturally occurring perfect mess
 Couriering letters from the burning bridge
 Paranormal death-match, check back early-ish
 Crack bread, marry a cursed hand
 To it's weapon like Slurpee to church pants, I circle the worm can
 I'm 21 spud guns burped over Birdland
 Whole time swervin' the work van