The Scotsman

A Scottsman clad in kilts, left a bar one evening fair
 One could tell by how he walked, he'd drunk more than his share
 He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
 Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
 Ring ding didle e eye eye de oh, Oh Ring die diddle eye oh...
 Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
 Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by
 One said to the other with a twinkle in her eye
 Oh see young sleeping Scotsman, so young and handsome built
 I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilts
 Ring ding didle e eye eye de oh, Oh Ring die diddle eye oh...
 I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilts
 They stepped up to that Scotsman, so young and fancy free
 They lifted up his kilt above the waist so they could see
 And there, behold, for them to view, beneath his Scottish skirt
 Twas nothing more than God had blessed him with upon his birth.
 Ring ding didle e eye eye de oh, Oh Ring die diddle eye oh...
 Twas nothing more than God had blessed him with upon his birth.
 They marveled for a moment, then one said "Let's be gone."
 Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
 As a gift they left a blue ribbon, tied into a bow
 Around the bonny star that Scott's kilt lifting showed.
 Ring ding didle e eye eye de oh, Oh Ring die diddle eye oh...
 Around the bonny star that Scott's kilt lifting showed.
 The Scott awoke to nature's call and stumbled to the trees,
 Behind a bush he lift's his kilt, and gawks at what he sees
 Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
 Ach Lad, I dinna know where you been, but I see you won 1st prize.
 Ring ding didle e eye eye de oh, Oh Ring die diddle eye oh...
 Ach Lad, I dinna know where you been, but I see you won 1st prize.