Early Retirement

The alarm is going off again
 And I can't find the strength within
 To get myself to get up out of bed
 And I can't find my keys
 And I'm sick of feeling like this
 Every single morning
 Five more minutes in bed
 With the covers over my head
 Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit
 Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift
 And I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it
 I'm calling this early retirement yeah
 "Come on man, hold your singing and get back to work"
 "Uh, hold your singing and get back to work, get bent!"
 It's not that I'm afraid of work
 I think that I'm above it
 It's just like johnny paycheck said
 "Take this job and shove it"
 I'd rather be anywhere but here
 Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit
 Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift
 And I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it
 I'm calling this early retirement yeah
 I'd rather be anywhere else
 I'd rather be anywhere but here
 "I'm sick of all you punk kids, sitting around, doing nothing
 Singing little songs to yourselves
 What's the matter with you?
 Get your crap and get out of here, you are fired!"
 "Okay, well, first of all you can't fire me because I quit!"
 "Fired? Consider me roasted"
 Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit
 Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift
 And I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it
 I'm calling this early retirement yeah
 "That's it, I quit!"