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I'm gettin kinda tired of this
 Prepublication media blitz
 You've got all of muggle kind under your spell
 Don't you know the whole world's already gone
 And reserved a copy at amazon
 How many more books could you sell?
 Now give me my book or go to hell.
 Cause I need ... Harry Potter
 Like a grindylow needs water
 And as Saturday approaches my need grows
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 It'll be like phoenix tears on a broken nose
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 I'm getting kinda petrified
 What would Ron do if Hermione died
 Or if Voldemort killed Hedwig just for yucks
 I have no confidence
 In theories about the half blood prince
 And what if Harry's brain is a horcrux
 Holy crap that would frikkin suck.
 Cause I need ... Harry Potter
 Like a grindylow needs water
 And as Saturday approaches my need grows
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 Whatever's up the sleeve of JK Rowling
 I bet it has to do with snape unbreakably vowing
 To protect that pureblood pus face Malfoy
 But in the end I don't think it's gonna matter
 If Snape's good, or if he's bad
 Because the weight of the world rests on our boy.
 Yeah the weight of the world rests on our boy
 'Cause we need ... Harry Potter
 Like a grindylow needs water
 And as Saturday approaches our need grows
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 It'll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose
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 But mostly I'm just feelin' sad
 I know this could end real bad but
 I wish it didn't have to end at all
 Yeah I wish it didn't have to end at all
 Cause I couldn't care more about Harry Potter
 If Hogwarts was my Alma Mater
 And as Saturday approaches my need grows
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