I'm Gonna Kill You

Hello evil lady
 At the grocery store
 It seems that you don't know
 What the express lane is for
 It says twelve items or less
 But you're exempt from that I guess
 And you started an argument about coupons
 Don't make me kill you
 Over twenty five cents
 I'll give you a freakin' quarter
 If it makes that much difference
 And you just remembered something you forgot to get
 Your husband will be right back with it
 OK, that's it
 I'm gonna kill you
 Yeah I'm gonna kill you
 And possibly your whole family too
 All I want is some courtesy
 Some kindness and maybe an apology
 If you don't get out of my grocery line
 I'll do Scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine
 I'm usually a very peaceful person
 But I'm gonna kill you
 I just wrote a note to the guy down the street
 Who recently invested in a giant SUV
 It said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war
 So you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store
 You better trade it in, or I'm gonna kill you"
 Yeah I'm gonna kill you
 With a car bomb in your H2
 I don't think it'd be too much to ask
 For you to be a bit less of an ass
 I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit
 If you don't, you're gonna regret it
 I'm usually a very peaceful person,
 But I'm gonna kill you
 It's 3: 00 AM and my neighbor upstairs
 Is actually worse than my worst nightmares
 He had some friends over
 For some late-night Red Rover
 And now... yeah... they're practicing tap dance
 Yeah I'm gonna kill you
 And all your loud-ass friends too
 I don't think it'd be too much to ask
 For you to be a bit less of an ass
 If I don't get some peace and quiet
 I'll put you on a strychnine diet
 I'm usually a very peaceful person
 But I'm gonna kill you.