Farmville

I just made a discovery that may change my life
 It's a place where I can live the life I've always dreamed
 Without really ever doing anything
 Which is good because I don't like doing things
 Now my life isn't so important to me
 Since there's another place I'd much rather be
 Down on the farm where the sky is always blue
 And we never kill the pigs and the cows never poo
 And everything's adorable and I know everyone
 And we can plant anything under this never-setting sun
 Oh it hasn't gotten old
 And I hope it never will
 Let me introduce you to my new home.
 Farmville
 I drag my ragged ass to work, yeah I can barely lift my feet
 I'm operating on about four hours' sleep
 I was up all night growing food to feed the world
 Just me and an army of girls
 Friendless twelve year-old girls
 The boss throws me a pile of work without so much as a hello
 And suddenly I know exactly where I wanna go
 Down on the farm where the sky is always blue
 And we never kill the pigs and the cows never poo
 And everything's adorable and I know everyone
 And we can plant anything under this never-setting sun
 Oh it hasn't gotten old
 And I hope it never will
 Let me introduce you to my new home.
 Farmville
 In the last few months I've become a millionaire
 This is so much more exciting than playing solitaire
 I've got an oddly-shaped house, that I couldn't fit inside
 And animals that will never die
 no matter how much I neglect them they're alive
 It might not be real life, but I don't really mind
 There's no other place where I'd prefer to spend my time than
 Down on the farm where the sky is always blue
 And we never kill the pigs and the cows never poo
 And everything's adorable and I know everyone
 And we can plant anything under this never-setting sun
 oh it hasn't gotten old
 and I hope it never will
 let me introduce you to my new home:
 Farmville