Amos The Alligator Dude

This here's a rap with a reptile rhythm
 To get you in the mood
 To meet the king and I'm meanin' me
 Amos, the Alligator Dude
 When you see my beautiful big boned body
 Bakin' in the bayou sun
 You'll know there ain't nobody better
 I'm Georgia's number one
 I believe in me and my ten foot tail,
 And the feats this beast can do
 I'm known in the south as "Mighty Mouth"
 There's nothin' I can't chew
 Just look at this row of pearlies shine
 Not a cavity in the line
 This jaws my pride, I can open it wide
 Y' oughtta drop in sometime!
 Who's the swiftest swimmer in the swamp?
 Amos, the Alligator Dude!
 And who's the most righteous reptile 'round?
 Amos, the Alligator Dude!
 And who's the king of the Okefenokee?
 Amos, the Alligator Dude!
 Yea, Amos, Amos, the world's most famous
 Amos, the Alligator Dude!
 Gettin' down and dirty in the Mississippi mud
 I'm still a perfect ten
 A gorgeous Georgia jewel eyed gem
 Of an alligator specimen
 I can bat my eyelids friendly like
 And charm you when I winks
 I can slide along real easy then
 Snap quicker than a chicken blinks
 I can lay like a log in a bog so still
 You hardly know I'm there
 Then explode like a load of TNT
 And jump start your heart with a scare
 I'm warnin' y'all my breed's been banned
 Ain't fillin' no poacher's sack
 Try'n use my hide for your cowboy boots
 And this gator's fightin' back!
 Repeat
 I'll take you for a romp in the swamp someday
 All the way to New Orleans
 I can beat a barracuda and a whole darn fleet
 Of nuclear submarines
 My tail can whip up a hurricane
 My jaws can crush a stone,
 I'm a Louisiana legend, the wildest one
 The world has ever known
 Now I don't look for trouble
 But I ain't no lady's purse
 Try catchin' me, and you're gonna be
 Ridin' back home in a hearse!
 So that's my story and I'm glad you give me
 The time to tell it true
 See you later alligator and I'm on my way
 After one more quick review