Zany Zoo

When the day is dull and dreary
 When you're feeling low
 When your spirit's worn and weary
 Here's where you should go:
 Zany Zoo, Zany Zoo
 You might not think it's true
 But once you see the Zany Zoo
 No other zoo will ever do
 The penguins play on pogo sticks
 Bouncing up and down
 They do the wiggle waddle
 As they twist and turn around
 The zebras zip around on skates
 And pass out carrot cakes
 And the tigers take you out to lunch
 And order cherry shakes
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 The Yak all yank on yo -yos
 And perform terrific tricks
 They swing the yo-yos round their horns
 And do karate kicks
 The goose wears tiny glasses
 As she weaves a feather fan
 And the lions whistle classics
 >From Stravinsky to Chopin
 See the jolly green giraffe
 With red and yellow spots
 He does a yoga headstand
 As he ties his legs in knots
 The skunks sneak up and spray you
 With the finest French perfumes
 And the peacocks pick your pockets
 When you try to pick their plumes
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 Gorillas all get bubble gum
 And chew gigantic wads
 Then blow enormous bubbles
 As the cheering crowd applauds
 They blow the bubbles bigger
 'Til they get so big at last
 The bubbles burst in one big boom
 Just like a cannon blast
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