Daddy's Kissing Santa Claus

Mama's in the kitchen
 And she's baking apple pie
 Brothers in his room
 And he's getting really high
 Creepy uncle's on his way
 Hope he doesn't kill the vibe
 Daddy's somewhere missing
 Hope he makes it back in time
 OOOOH I hear sleigh bells the roof
 OOOOH Went outside, now I've got proof
 Daddy kissing Santa Claus
 I'm not shocked, neither is mom
 We both knew this day would come
 I'm happy that he found someone
 Oh my Daddy Daddy
 Oh my Daddy Daddy
 Kissing Santa Claus
 Grandma got real drunk
 And she called my aunt a bitch
 Can't tell them what I saw
 Because you know I'm not a snitch
 My whole families psychotic
 But at least we all got gifts
 It's a Merry Christmas
 But this year we got a twist
 OOOH Daddy I'm so proud of you
 OOOH It's the time of year to live your truth
 Daddy's kissing Santa Claus
 I'm not shocked, neither is mom
 We both knew this day would come
 I'm happy that he found someone
 Oh my Daddy Daddy
 Oh my Daddy Daddy
 Kissing Santa Claus