Shifty Disco Girl

She wears big plastic boots and silver shades (oh, ooh ooh ooh)
 Looks like Marc Bolan on a bad hair day (oh, ooh ooh ooh)
 Everybody's heard about her on our estates
 We all love you, shifty disco girl
 She loves some handbag action now and then
 She'll dance to anything but St. Etienne (oh, ooh ooh ooh)
 Her favorite songs all start at 200 BPM
 We all love you, shifty disco girl
 Saturday night, favorite stars in the sky
 All the lights shine on her face
 She's been elevated to a new cool state
 She's the happiest girl today
 The world is all the better for her
 The world is all the better for her
 The world is all the better for her
 Shifty disco girl, you know
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 Shifty disco girl, you know
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 Shifty disco girl, you know
 Shifty disco girl
 
 She wears a Studio 54 t-shirt that her father bought (oh ooh ooh ooh)
 When he was living with a girl dancer in downtown New York (oh ooh ooh ooh)
 Her flat is filled with laser guns and glitter balls
 And we all love you shifty disco girl
 She says she's gonna live one day in Tokyo
 And we all smile because we know she'll never go
 I guess some day we really ought to let her know
 We all love you, shifty disco girl
 Saturday night, favorite stars in the sky
 All the lights shine on her face
 She's been elevated to a new cool state
 She's the happiest girl today
 The world is all the better for her
 The world is all the better for her
 The world is all the better for her
 Shifty disco girl, you know
 Shifty disco-
 Shifty disco girl, you know
 Shifty disco-
 Shifty disco girl, you know
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 (Anybody could be that girl)
 Shifty disco girl
 (Anybody could be that girl)
 Shifty disco girl
 (Anybody could be that girl)
 Shifty disco girl
 (Anybody could be that girl)
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