My Best Friend

You call me up in the mornings
 We'll stay on the phone until dawning
 You tell me secrets I actually keep
 You call me up around noon and
 Bring me all the good gossip
 You hold my head when I throw up
 I hold your hand when you weep
 And we talk about friends and we talk about records,
 Talk about life and we'll talk about death
 And we dance in the living room
 Dance on the sidewalks,
 Dance in the movies,
 Dance at the festivals,
 Dance, dance
 No men ever really dance like this
 Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
 Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
 Damn! I wish I was and that you were too
 Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
 Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
 Damn! I wish I was, so I could fall in love with you
 You call me up in the evenings
 And tell me what they did this time
 No matter what, I'm by your side
 When it's raining, we'll go to the video store
 We even like the same movies
 No damn jedis or hobbits, this time!
 And you laugh at my jokes
 And I laugh at your jokes
 And I even like the birthday presents you get me
 And we dance in the living room
 Dance on the sidewalks
 Dance in the movies
 Dance at the festivals
 Let's dance, dance
 No men ever really dance like this
 Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
 Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
 Damn! I wish I was and that you were too
 Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
 Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
 Damn! I wish I was, so I could fall in love with you
 So I could fall in love with you
 Why don't, why don't I fall?
 Why don't, why don't I fall?
 Why don't I fall in love with you?
 Why don't, why don't I fall?
 Why don't, why don't I fall?
 Why don't I just fall in love with you?
 Why don't, why don't I fall?
 Why don't, why don't I fall?
 Why don't I just fall in love with you?