Radio Sucks

Five friends, one Volvo
 Headed down the interstate
 Ninety-nine miles to go
 No more CDs to play
 Extend your index now
 Once you push eject
 You picked 95.8 FM
 But I'd rather choose death
 It's so hard to find
 A channel that's not clear
 It's like I'm listening to VH1
 Anything but what I'd like to hear
 At least I know that what I buy is what I like
 I'm sure spinning pop moves merchandise
 I wanna be free
 I wanna go where radio will move me
 Why shouldn't we be
 All riding on the waves of the industry?
 They never play my favorite song
 So I can never sing along
 Wanna be free
 But I am stuck right here with my radio
 Every callbox on the roadside
 Repeats like billboard tunes
 I don't think I'll make it to number one this afternoon
 By now all my friends are sleeping
 Only I am left to drive
 The DJ's got the same ol' voice
 Please release me from this life
 Is that a cliff I see ahead?
 Speed up a little now
 Here comes the turn I'm s'posed to make
 I straighten the car out
 I wanna be free
 I wanna go where radio will move me
 Why shouldn't we be
 All riding on the waves of the industry?
 They never play my favorite song
 So I can never sing along
 Wanna be free
 But I'm stuck in mid air with my radio
 Floating - to a sea of blue
 Happy - cause radio you will die, too
 And then I see a bright light
 St. Peter's at my window
 His voice somehow sounds like
 The DJ I left below
 The pearly gates open
 The angels start to sing
 Oh my god am I in hell?
 They're singing top 40!
 I wanna be free
 I wanna go where radio will move me
 Why shouldn't we be
 All riding on the waves of the industry?
 They never play my favorite song
 So I can never sing along
 Wanna be free
 But I'm stuck in hell with my radio
 I wanna be free
 I wanna go where radio will move me
 Why shouldn't we be
 All riding on the waves of the industry?
 They never play my favorite song
 So I can never sing along
 Wanna be free
 But I'm stuck for eternity with my radio
 For eter(nity)...
 I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be stuck with my radio
 I'm stuck in hell with my radio
 For eter(nity)...