Attack Of The Wiener Man

He's coming for ya
 He's gonna get ya
 Attack of the wiener man
 He's coming for ya
 He's gonna get ya
 Attack of the weiner man
 Late at night, when the bar's are closing
 The alcohol takes it's toll and
 The drinkers need their favorite vendor
 (A tasty treat of Sausage Splendor®)
 Little man behind the cart
 The police can't catch him, 'cause he's way too smart
 The smell of mustard and a big umbrella
 (Hot Dog Man's got the perfect cover)
 He's coming for ya
 He's gonna get ya
 Attack of the wiener man
 He's coming for ya
 He's gonna get ya
 Attack of the weiner man
 He waits all patient out in the street
 All the honeys want to sample the meat
 He can't help but relish the fact
 (The Foot Long® Keeps you coming back)
 Once you're feeling safe and cool
 That's when the wiener man makes his move
 Mm-m-Mm-M-M-M-M-M
 (You can't scream when your mouth is full)
 He's coming for ya
 He's gonna get ya
 Attack of the wiener man
 He's coming for ya
 He's gonna get ya
 Attack of the weiner man
 He's coming for ya
 He's gonna get ya
 Attack of the wiener man
 He's coming for ya
 He's gonna get ya
 Attack of the weiner man
 He's coming for ya
 He's gonna get ya
 Attack of the wiener man
 Attack of the weiner man
 Attack of the weiner man
 Attack of the weiner man