Young Dad

Listen fellow people 'cause I've got something to tell
 I was at this club, right, it was bad as hell
 I met this pretty lady, she looked sharper than a knife
 I didn't know by then she'd mess up my life
 I said you've got it going, want to take it to my room
 We jumped into a cab and headed for my home
 Well there at my room she worked on my erection
 Both were kind of drunk and horny and sloppy with protection
 One month later she calls me one day
 Telling me her period is late
 Will I be a young dad
 Sit around in my flat with her
 I don't want to live that life
 So I stick to what I prefer
 Story number two, folks, listen to me rhyme
 This girl was a Christian, damn she was fine
 We dated for a month steady(?)givin me a boner
 But this dude Jesus seamed to own here
 one time the preacher out of sight
 Trying to make a move there but something wasn't right
 She said I want a marriage, and kids is that so strange
 Horny as I dog, I told her that could be arranged
 One month later she calls me one day
 Telling me her period is late
 Will I be a young dad
 Sit around in my flat with her
 I don't want to live that life
 So I stick to what I prefer
 Will I be a young dad
 Sit around in my flat with her
 I don't want to live that life
 So I stick to what I prefer
 The essence of it all, folks, about to pass my lips
 Think twice before you grab a lovely pair of hips
 Yet another thing that you need to bear in mind
 Wear a gummie head or life might just treat you unkind
 Will I be a young dad
 Sit around in my flat with her
 I don't want to live that life
 So I stick to what I prefer
 Will I be a young dad
 Sit around in my flat with her
 I don't want to live that life
 So I stick to what I prefer