I Push Her Buttons

I'm the best man in the world
 Though I can't imagine why
 Cause the most amazing girl
 Thinks that I'm an amazing guy
 Don't know how to win her heart
 Good thing I don't have to try
 I push her buttons
 I push her buttons
 I push her buttons
 Just like she pushes mine
 Everybody and his bro
 All across this fruited plain
 They're all clamoring to know
 How did I infest her brain
 I hate to say I told you so
 But it's easy to explain
 I push her buttons
 I push her buttons
 I push her buttons
 Just like she pushes mine
 Why is she so intoxicated?
 It can't be my brawn or my brains
 The impossible has been eliminated
 There's only thing that remains
 If she wrote a personal ad
 Detailing each desirable trait
 I probably wouldn't do too bad
 But I don't know if I'd do great
 So then why do I drive her mad?
 Allow me to explicate
 I push her buttons
 I push her buttons
 I push her buttons
 Nearly all of the time
 I push her buttons
 Just like she pushes mine