Numbah One Day Of Christmas

Numbah One day of Christmas,
 my tutu give to me
 One mynah bird
 in one papaya tree.
 Numbah Two day of Christmas,
 my tutu give to me
 Two coconut,
 an' one mynah bird
 in one papaya tree.
 Numbah Tree day of Christmas,
 my tutu give to me
 Tree dry squid,
 two coconut,
 An' one mynah bird
 in one papaya tree.
 Numbah Foah day of Christmas,
 my tutu give to me
 Foah flowah lei,
 tree dry squid,
 two coconut,
 An' one mynah bird
 in one papaya tree.
 Numbah Five day of Christmas,
 my tutu give to me
 Five beeg fat peeg...
 foah flowah lei,
 tree dry squid,
 two coconut,
 An' one mynah bird
 in one papaya tree.
 Numbah Seex day of Christmas,
 my tutu give to me
 Seex hula lesson,
 five beeg fat peeg
 (that make TEN!),
 Foah flowah lei,
 tree dry squid,
 two coconut,
 An' one mynah bird
 in one papaya tree.
 Numbah Seven day of Christmas,
 my tutu give to me
 Seven shrimp a-swimmin',
 seex hula lesson,
 Five beeg fat peeg,
 foah flowah lei,
 tree dry squid,
 two coconut,
 An' one mynah bird
 in one papaya tree.
 Numbah Eight day of Christmas,
 my tutu give to me
 Eight ukulele,
 seven shrimp a-swimmin',
 seex hula lesson,
 Five beeg fat peeg (
 that make TWENNY!),
 foah flowah lei,
 tree dry squid,
 two coconut,
 An' one mynah bird
 in one papaya tree.
 Numbah Nine day of Christmas,
 my tutu give to me
 Nine pound of poi,
 eight ukulele,
 seven shrimp a-swimmin',
 Seex hula lesson,
 five beeg fat peeg,
 foah flowah let,
 tree dry squid,
 two coconut,
 An' one mynah bird
 in one papaya tree.
 Numbah Ten day of Christmas,
 my tutu give to me
 Ten can of beer,
 nine pound of poi,
 eight ukuklele,
 seven shrimp a-swimmin'
 Seex hula lesson,
 five beeg fat peeg,
 Foah flowah lei,
 tree dry squid,
 two coconut,
 An' one mynah bird
 in one papaya tree.
 Numbah Eleven day of Christmas,
 my tutu give to me
 Eleven missionary,
 ten can of beer,
 nine pound of poi,
 Eight ukulele,
 seven shrimp a-swimmin',
 seex hula lesson,
 Five beeg fat peeg,
 foah flowah lei,
 tree dry squid,
 two coconut,
 An' one mynah bird
 in one papaya tree.
 (Numbah Twelve day of Christmas
 the bes', and the bes' stuff
 always come las'...)
 Numbah Twelve day of Christmas,
 my tutu give to me
 Twelve TELEVISION,
 eleven missionary,
 ten can of beer,
 Nine pound of poi,
 eight ukulele,
 seven shrimp a-swimmin',
 Seex hula lesson,
 FORTY steenkin' peeg,
 Foah flowah lei,
 tree dry squid,
 two coconut,
 An' one mynah bird
 in one papaya tree!