Miss Teazyweezy

Her hair it always looks a mess
 She could be under stress miss teazyweezy
 Why do i let her get my goat
 It gives her time to gloat miss teazyweezy
 She declares war on everyone
 Be careful with your tongue miss teazyweezy
 You could call it civil defence
 She's probably too tense miss teazyweezy
 Oh miss teazyweezy see what you have done
 Oh miss teazyweezy she's only having fun
 Her hair's a state declaring war
 And life's a dreadful bore for teazyweezy
 South africans can rock her jeep
 By trying to be deep with teazyweezy
 With scissors ready in her hands
 Nobody stands a chance she's so bloodthirsty
 With duelling like you've never seen
 I call her african queen she'll do her worsty
 Oh miss teazyweezy see what have you done
 Oh miss teazyweezy she's only having fun