Ever Since the Grid Went Down

Went back to smoking Marlboro Reds
 Now I don't worry about getting dead
 I sleep when I'm tired and I eat when I can
 I'm finally living like an honest man
 Like an honest man
 Out in my back yard I set up my TV
 I painted it with symbols like it was 800 BC
 Got down on my knees and prayed to this God
 Got up on my roof and covered it with sod
 Covered it with sod
 Ever since the grid went down
 I'm through acting like a clown
 I sleep when the sun goes down
 Ever since the grid went
 Ever since the grid went down
 I killed a man for batteries
 I killed a man for gas
 I almost killed a soldier for talking to fast
 Talking too fast
 I use my Telecaster to paddle my boat
 My G5 tower's a milking stool
 For milking my goat
 I go fishing in the reservoir and forage in the dump
 I charge admission to my Andy Gump
 To my Andy Gump
 Caught my neighbor tapping into my well
 Loaded up my sling shot and sent him to hell
 Now his wife is my wife and his whiskey too
 His three little children are sewing my shoes
 I gotta hit the mountains for some winter meat
 Feed my brand new family a tasty treat
 Oh it may sound wicked but the logic is sound
 Ever since the grid went, Ever since the grid went
 Ever since the grid went, Ever since the grid went
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