Sex Ed Rocks

There comes a time in every man's life
 When he grows hair where it used to be bare
 I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
 You don't have a vagina
 That would be crappy
 'Cause periods suck
 (And commas rule!)
 This is sex-education, not grammar, fool!
 When she gives you affection (Woah)
 You better wear protection
 That skank might have an infection
 Are you paying close attention?
 In sex-ed (In sex-ed)
 Remember what you read (Remember what you've read)
 Just forget what the others have said
 Get it through your head
 Use your brain before you go to bed
 It only takes one sperm cell, to make a baby
 And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
 Babies suck 'cause they barf, poo and cry
 They have the ability to pee in your eye
 Babies suck 'cause they barf, poo and cry
 They have the ability to pee in your eye
 God, it burns!
 And did we mention, the risk of getting STD's?
 Not just gross hookers have it
 Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
 You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
 Well, maybe you should watch more basketball
 Wait a second, this is not about sports
 (Quick fact!) You can't get girls while you're wearing these shorts
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 When she gives you affection (Woah)
 You better wear protection
 That skank might have an infection
 Are you paying close attention?
 In sex-ed (In sex-ed)
 Remember what you read (Remember what you've read)
 Just forget what the others have said
 Get it through your head
 Use your brain before you go to bed
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 Your body's growing, you will get hairy
 Your puny voice will start to change
 And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
 Your pits will stink, you will get zits on your face
 Without this knowledge, you will scare girls away
 So listen to this song everyday!