Calc Lecture Girl

There's 400 people in my calc lecture
 there's only one that I think about
 I don't give a damn for the others
 but there's one girl who makes me wanna twist and shout
 One day she sat next to me
 nowhere could I see a girl as fair as she
 Maybe one day she'll sit by me again
 Maybe I could even start a conversation
 I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same
 The girl in my calc lecture
 The girl in my calc lecture
 there's no u-substitution for her
 I guess for now I'll wait and see
 If I can integrate her and me
 I don't care about Rolle's Theorem
 or the Half-Angle Formulas, who needs them?
 I wish the prof would give it a rest,
 I'm just staring at the sine curve of the girl's brea...
 I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same
 The girl in my calc lecture
 Maybe if I got the courage
 To talk to her
 Maybe she could help me out with
 My math homework
 I could ask her out at gunpoint
 but she'd probly think I'm a jerk... let's go!
 I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same
 The girl in my calc lecture
 I don't even know her name but I think I love her all the same
 The girl in my calc lecture
 (Oi Oi Oi)