One Big World

One day, the chairman of the IMF
 Was talking to the president of the World Bank
 He said, "I got a new religion
 It's really gonna turn your crank"
 "Called one big world
 And what could be finer?
 But you're gonna dig it, man
 All the way to China"
 Call it one big world
 One big world
 One big world
 He said, "There's funny people walking around
 Wearing funny clothes
 Funny ears, funny ideas
 Some got a funny nose"
 He said, "There's funny animals
 Populating earth, sea and air
 Many are unlicensed
 They're just born out there"
 One by one
 Or two by two (two by two)
 Put them in the ground
 They won't fit the zoo
 And call it one big world (big world)
 One big world (big world)
 One big world
 Take down all the trees
 Make the hills all flat
 So you can see where they're going
 You know where you're at
 I want advertising space available, a lop on the moon
 I want everybody singing the same pop tunes
 I want one big world and all the same
 Make a narrow wide while tame
 And call it one big world (big world)
 One big world (big world)
 One big world
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 Make all the flowers tubes
 Make all the animals steak
 Make all the restaurants prefixed
 Make all the music tame
 Turn these catatombs to Wembleys
 All around the world
 Make the boys the men
 And make the women girls
 And call it one big world
 One big world
 One big world
 (One big world)