Asian Jake Paul - Acappella

Calling all Units
 Shots fired, shots fired in front of the Supreme store
 There's about to be a 261 in progress
 Send all available units
 Send in the back-up
 Send in the big guns
 Send in the canine unit
 Send in the fuck
 I wanna be gay 'cause you're fucked and I wanna savour it
 But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K
 Oh, no, you getting mad?
 Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand?
 That shit was fucking absurd
 You're a rapper who can't resolve shit with words?
 Talk like you eating some paste, ayy
 Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy
 Say to your audience face, ayy
 How Jacob Sartorious tastes
 Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter
 Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine
 Woo, you've been pretending
 Ever since your little rice balls descended
 Let kids think you did it all
 When you weren't capable of making up playground insults
 That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap
 I was more disappointed than when I found out
 Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats
 Boy, gotta flex
 Gotta flex, flex, flex
 Because when you've got no personality
 Replace it with a Rolex
 You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes?
 Hoping to die, they're so tired
 Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face
 No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say
 Oh my God, you're such a legend
 You make me so wet with your reckless spending
 You've gained my respect and you're oh so funny
 Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me
 You're fucking delusional
 So try your best to remember
 You are not a pimp
 You're a borderline sex offender
 This boy a flavor of the month
 But which is it, huh?
 A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta
 It's salt and vi-nigga
 You're like Kanye without the talent
 Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot
 Like Soulja Boy but
 Actually, yeah, you're exactly like
 Soulja Boy
 Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch
 But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
 How can you claim that shit
 When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie?
 Little hoe, little bitch
 Suck my 5.3 inch dick
 Admit that you just got pounded
 I'd say take the L if you could pronounce it
 (Get it, because you're Asian?)
 (That's what you wanted, right?)
 (Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes)
 Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour
 To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor
 Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit
 You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick
 Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict
 Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (Oh no)
 How the fuck can someone called Gum
 Not realise they're in a bubble?
 But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right?
 Isn't that your excuse?
 When you're too stupid to explain your views
 'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube
 You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that
 So, come to think of it
 You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat
 Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks
 And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch
 Now I'm finished as planned
 It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad
 But I got one question to ask you, bro
 Did it feel good, though?