Juliet - Live

I am Romeo and I'm thirty-six, I get my kicks dating younger chicks,
 I satisfy my karaoke fix, outside your window singing like Hendrix,
 I got a bottle of expensive fancy wine, we'll party like it's nineteen-ninety-nine,
 This pretty song I wrote for you, it's getting late, I'm turning blue.
 Juliet, a-ha, where the fuck you are?
 Juliet, oo-hoo, where the fuck are you?
 I am Romeo and I'm born to mate, it's 2 a.m., I can't get laid,
 I am so kind and I am sweet, or may be, baby, you don't give a shit.
 I got a bottle of expensive fancy wine, we'll party like it's nineteen-ninety-nine,
 This pretty song I wrote for you, it's getting late, I'm turning blue.
 Juliet, a-ha, where the fuck you are?
 Juliet, oo-hoo, where the fuck are you?
 It's hard to be a womanizer, when no one loves you anymore,
 It's hard to be a helicopter, when you don't have a radio.
 Juliet, a-ha, where the fuck you are?
 Juliet, oo-hoo, where the fuck are you?