You're So Plain

Has anybody here seen that girl?
 She's kind of pretty
 Yeah, she's kind of plain
 She don't get out much into the world
 But if she's here
 I'm really, really, really, really glad she came
 I gotta know
 Did you come here for the money?
 I gotta know
 Or did you come here for the show?
 I gotta know
 Did you come to see us fail?
 Or did you come here
 'Cause there's no place left to go?
 Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh, ba ba da da da
 Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh, ba ba da da da
 With pleasure, yeah, or sending me pain
 She shouts "NyQuil" but it didn't kick in
 Don't be spiteful of our beauty and fame
 I'm really, really, really, really, really glad you're plain
 Somebody told me
 You're talking kind of strange
 How you love to eat your lamb
 And you love your lazy days
 And you diet on Easter Sunday
 Eat chiffon Christmas Day
 I'm really, really, really glad you're plain
 I gotta know
 Did you come here for my money?
 I gotta know
 Or did you come here for the show?
 I gotta know
 Did you come to see us fail?
 Or did you come here
 'Cause there's no place left to go?
 It's so easy to deny it
 It's so easy to deny
 As you try to be mine
 Oh, baby, you've been so good to me
 Don't make me believe the things you believe
 You know I love your leg of lamb
 Your lamb of God and lazy days, but
 I love the ladies, I love the ladies
 I love the ladies, I love the ladies
 I love the ladies, I love the ladies
 I love the ladies, I love the ladies
 He loves the ladies, he loves the ladies
 He loves the ladies, he loves the ladies
 He loves the ladies, he loves the ladies
 Plain
 You're so plain, yeah
 You're so plain, oh yeah
 You're so plain, that's right
 You're so plain
 I gotta know
 Did you come here for the money?
 I gotta know
 Or did you come to see a show?
 I gotta know
 Did you come to party with your people?
 Or did you come here
 'Cause there's no place left to go?
 Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh, ba ba da da da
 Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh, ba ba da da da
 Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh, ba ba da da da
 Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh, ba ba da da da da