Captain of the Seven Seas

Once there was a man with a wooden leg
 He had a knack for rum he kept it in a keg
 His ship had pirates not many but a few
 With nothing but the seven seas in their view
 After work they would have a fight
 Just like they would on any other night
 If there were no one else there to beat
 They would use each other as meat
 Rum greed, mutiny
 That's all a pirate needs
 Rum, greed, mutiny
 Captain of the seven seas
 The journey for the man with the wooden leg
 Took him past people that would scream and beg
 For their lives though they never stand a chance
 Against this man with a parrot that can dance
 He has seen all wonders of the world
 He has slain all the monsters in the world
 He has seen the entire world with one eye
 He is the man that doesn't know how to smile
 If you desire to be like the captain of this tale
 Fight all you can
 And drink rum every day
 Rum, greed, mutiny
 That's all a pirate needs
 Rum, greed, mutiny
 Captain of the seven sea
 Fight all you can
 And drink rum every day