If I Had A Tail

They call me sassy when I'm strollin' down the street
 They call me classy when I'm servin' just the best
 I can be deadly when I find somebody lovely
 And now I'm ready like a kitty in a dress
 Don't call me mean, I just want someone to love me
 Someone to lick my wounds and kiss my aching body
 My desperation knows no termination, baby (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
 Now would you love me if I was somebody else?
 Wish I had a tail
 Wish I had a tail
 'Cause if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you
 If I had a tail
 If I had a tail
 Yeah, if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you
 I would swing it to the beat, I'd be a mover
 And everyone'd be jealous of my tush
 I just wanna be that one that makes you droo-ool (oh)
 Know I'd be a super-duper, cooler, naughty, smoother little puss
 Wish I had a tail
 Wish I had a tail
 'Cause if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you
 If I had a tail
 If I had a tail
 Yeah, if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you
 Now don't call me mean, I just want someone to love me
 Someone to lick my wounds and kiss my aching body
 My desperation knows no termination, baby
 Now would you, would you love me if I was somebody else?
 Wish I had a tail
 Wish I had a tail
 'Cause if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you
 If I had a tail
 If I had a tail
 Yeah, if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you
 Wish I had a tail
 Wish I had a tail
 'Cause if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you
 If I had a tail
 If I had a tail
 Yeah, if I did, then I would swing it, be swingin' it in front of you