If I Was You

I was debated
 And celebrated
 I was the man of the hour
 I possessed the power
 It was something
 To be so charming
 To be the toast of the tea
 A bee's pair of knees
 I'd been awaiting
 This bright new morning
 And I knew that in due time
 That she would be mine
 But First the toasting
 And all the hosting
 Dinner and drinks are on me
 'Cause money is free
 I always knew
 Ah, just how great I could be
 But it's not true
 This did not happen to me
 But it's how things would be if I was you
 You, you
 If I was you
 You, you
 Ah ha oh
 Ah hahaha
 I'm gonna
 I'm gonna skin mother earth alive!!!
 If
 I
 Was
 You
 Bring on the main course
 The finest of course
 With all your mouths full you'll be
 Happy to listen to me
 I'd like to express
 Our roaring success
 The world is forever changed
 We've everything to gain
 Goodnight I bid you
 Your rides await you
 As for the girl of my dreams
 Care to share a drink with me?
 A perfect story
 In all my glory
 With her now here in my arms
 Away from all harm
 I always knew
 Oh, just how great I could be
 But it's not true
 This did not happen to me
 But it's how things would be if I was you
 You, you
 If I was you
 Ah, you, you
 If I was you
 You, you
 If I was you, Ah!
 If I was you
 If I was you
 If I was you
 Yeah sock it to me babies