I'm Calm

Calm, yes, calm
 Mustn't get excited
 Calm, calm
 I'm calm, I'm calm
 I'm perfectly calm
 I'm utterly under control
 I haven't a worry
 Where others would hurry, I stroll
 
 I'm calm, I'm cool
 A gibbering fool is one thing I never become
 When thunder is rumbling
 And others are crumbling, I hum
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 I must think calm comforting things
 Butterfly wings, emerald rings
 Or a murmuring brook
 Murmuring, murmuring, murmuring, look
 I'm calm, I'm calm
 I haven't a qualm
 I'm utterly under control
 Let nothing confuse me or faze me
 Excuse me
 I'm calm
 Oh, so calm
 Oh, so
 (Hysterium!)
 I'm calm, I'm calm
 I'm perfectly calm
 Indifferent to tensions and shocks
 Unruffled and ready
 My nerves are as steady as rocks
 
 I'm calm, controlled
 So cool that I'm cold
 Aloofer than any giraffe
 When something's the matter
 Where others would shatter, I laugh
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 I must breathe deep, ever so deep
 Think about sheep
 Going to sleep
 Stop and count up to ten
 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
 When you need aplomb
 And want to be calm
 'Cause life is a horrible dream
 Just count up to ten
 Very slowly, and then
 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
 (Hysterium!)
 Scream