Limpdick

Why did Ruby take her love to town?
 She must've wanted
 Something bigger
 Something better
 Something longer
 Something richer
 Either way she rode it
 To the top of Space Mountain
 You can't walk a mile in my shoes
 You limpdick little prick
 That's why she left you home
 To play with your own
 Cute little dipstick
 Think you'll measure up
 Better bring an extra long yardstick
 You can't walk a mile in my shoes
 You limpdick little prick
 Why did Ruby take her love to town?
 She needed a scratch
 For her itch
 It doesn't make her less a bitch
 No matter why she's ready
 To take a walk on the wild side
 You can't walk a mile in my shoes
 You limpdick little prick
 That's why she left you home
 To play with your own
 Cute little dipstick
 Think you'll measure up
 Better bring an extra long yardstick
 You can't walk a mile in my shoes
 You limpdick little prick
 Why did Ruby take her love to town?
 She's on her way, ready to play
 She's playing it up
 Ready to make that drop
 She's on her way, ready to play
 Ready to go big
 Ready to feel alive another day
 You can play
 As for the day you gotta shake the hand
 Of the man you little bitch
 You can't walk a mile in my shoes
 You limpdick little prick
 That's why she left you home
 To play with your own
 Cute little dipstick
 Think you'll measure up
 Better bring an extra long yardstick
 You can't walk a mile in my shoes
 You limpdick little prick
 You can't walk a mile in my shoes
 You limpdick little prick
 That's why she left you home
 Playing with your own
 Little dipstick
 Think you'll measure up
 Better bring that extra long yardstick
 You can't walk a mile in my shoes
 You limpdick little prick
 Why did Ruby
 Why did she take her love to town?
 Welcome to Space Mountain
 Woo