Every Story's Got A Lesson

No, didn't even talk about anything real
 It was just a song about him wanting to be a sex worker in the old-fashioned days
 What is even the moral? What does it teach you? What's the lesson?
 Not every story has a lesson, Ocean
 No?
 Every story has a lesson!
 Every story-
 Every story's got a lesson
 A simple moral to be told
 Although a tune may twist and turn
 There's always something you can learn
 A nugget of wisdom, solid gold (solid gold)
 Ah, yes, perhaps every story does have a lesson
 Like Pompeii, don't live next to an active volcano
 Moving forward
 Ladies and gentlemen
 It's time to raise it up for the best Ukrainian rapper in Northeastern Saskatchewan
 Mischa Bachinski, the angriest boy in town
 P.S., the second movement of this section won't make a lick of sense until you see it live
 And that, my friends, is a masterclass in how to upsell