Big Bushy Mustache

They say I got a dirty face
 But I'm sharper than a razor blade
 You know I didn't grow it overnight
 Most boys keep it clean
 I'm the man that they want to be
 If only they could give it a try
 I see them coming from a mile away
 One thing that they all say
 I want a big bushy mustache
 And a silky carpet with the drapes to match
 I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash
 I want a porn star handlebar
 And a neon pink Mustang as my second car
 It takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are
 Tender love and sweet attention
 Everybody can see
 Are you growing on me
 Are you growing on me
 All you fellas don't be jealous
 'Cos you got what you need
 Set your follicles free
 Your mother follicles free
 I see them coming from a mile away
 One thing that they all say
 I want a big bushy mustache
 And a silky carpet with the drapes to match
 I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash
 I want a porn star handlebar
 And a neon pink Mustang as my second car
 It takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are
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 I see them coming from a mile away
 Same thing that they all say
 I want a big bushy mustache
 And a silky carpet with the drapes to match
 I'd grow one if my girlfriend let me but she says they're trash
 I want a porn star handlebar
 And a neon pink Mustang as my second car
 It takes a bushy mustache to show them who you really are