Friend Like Me

Can you gimme a
 Everybody! Bibbidy-bobedy-boo
 Bibbidy-bobedy-boo
 Wapa-wapa-wapa-wapa-wa
 Hit it
 Oh my
 Oh no
 Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
 Scheherezade had a thousand tales
 Well master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
 You got a brand of magic never fails
 You got some power in your corner now
 Some heavy ammunition in your camp
 You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how
 See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp
 And I'll say
 Mister Aladdin, sir
 What will your pleasure be?
 Let me take your order
 Jot it down
 You ain't never had a friend like me
 No, no, no
 Life is your restaurant
 And I'm your maître d'
 C'mon whisper what it is you want
 You ain't never had a friend like me
 Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
 You the boss
 The king, the shah
 Say what you wish
 It's yours! True dish
 How about a little more Baklava?
 There it is
 C'mon fellas, help me out
 Have some of column "A"
 Try all of column "B"
 I'm in the mood to help you, dude
 You ain't never had a friend like me
 Now watch me sell it
 Oh my
 Oh no
 Come on kid
 Can your friends do this?
 Can your friends do that?
 Can your friends pull this out their little hat?
 Can your friends go, poof?
 Well, looky here
 Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
 Then make the sucker disappear?
 So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
 I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
 You got me bona fide, certified
 You got a genie for your charé d'affaires
 I got a powerful urge to help you out
 So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
 You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
 Well, all you gotta do is rub like so
 C'mon, yes
 And oh
 Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
 I'm on the job, you big nabob
 You ain't never had a friend like me
 Can your friends do this?
 No really, can they? You're welcome
 Or maybe, our lucky contestant
 Would like to wish for a talent of fame
 Welcome to, Dancing With The Cemataurs
 Grab Aladdin by the hand
 Swing him 'round 'til he can't stand
 Chicken in the baskets
 Barrel in a tree
 Never had a friend like me
 I'd like to bring the house down a little bit
 Sing a few old classics
 Couple of favourites of mine
 I'll get back to you in a second
 Thank you!
 Tale as old as time (thank you, thank you very much)
 True as it can be
 Barely even friends
 Beauty and the...
 Look at this stuff
 Isn't it neat?
 Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
 Wouldn't you think I'm the genie who has everything?
 And you'll never hear the wolf cry
 To the blue corn moon
 For whether we are white or copper skinned
 I want adventure in the great wide
 Ever just the same
 Ever a surprise
 Though he's sitting here
 Watch Al disappear
 Right before your eyes, oh
 Yes!
 Can your friends do this?
 Can your friends do that?
 Can your friends do tap?
 Can your friends do this?
 Can your friends do that?
 Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
 Gimme a doggy bag, takin' it home
 Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
 I'm on the job, you big nabob
 You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
 You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
 (You ain't never) never (had a) had a friend like me
 Never had a friend like me, yeah!