The Little Old Lady (From Pasadena)

It's the little old lady from Pasadena
 The little old lady from Pasadena
 (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
 Has a pretty little flowerbed of white gardenias
 (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
 But parked in a rickety, old garage
 Is a brand new, shiny, red, super-stock Dodge
 And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner
 Than the little old lady from Pasadena
 She drives real fast and she drives real hard
 She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
 It's the little old lady from Pasadena
 If you see her on the street, don't try to choose her
 (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
 You might drive a goer but you'll never lose her
 (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
 Well, she's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later
 'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator
 And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner
 Than the little old lady from Pasadena
 She drives real fast and she drives real hard
 She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
 It's the little old lady from Pasadena
 (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
 (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
 The guys come to race her from miles around
 But she'll give 'em a length, then she'll shut 'em down
 And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner
 Than the little old lady from Pasadena
 She drives real fast and she drives real hard
 She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
 It's the little old lady from Pasadena
 (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
 (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
 (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
 (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)
 (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)