Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before

Stop me, oh, stop me
 Stop me if you think that you've
 Heard this one before
 Stop me, oh, stop me
 Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
 Nothing's changed
 I still love you, oh, I still love you
 ... Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love
 I was delayed, I was way late
 An emergency stop
 I smelt the last ten seconds of life
 I crashed down on the crossbar
 And the pain was enough to make
 A shy, bald, buddhist reflect
 And plan a mass murder
 Who said lied I'd to her?
 Oh, who said I'd lied because I never? I never!
 Who said I'd lied because I never?
 I was detained, I was restrained
 And broke my spleen
 And broke my knee
 (And then he really layed into me)
 Friday night in out-patients
 Who said I'd lied to her?
 Oh, who said I'd lied? - Because I never, I never
 Who said I'd lied? - Because I never
 Oh, so I drank one
 It became four
 And when I fell on the floor...
 ... I drank more
 Stop me, oh, stop me
 Stop me if you think that you've
 Heard this one before
 Stop me, oh, stop me
 Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
 Nothing's changed
 I still love you, oh, I still love you
 ... Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love