It's Showtime!

Lights, camera, action
 There's a star upon your door
 Have your machine call my machine
 We'll do lunch on the cutting floor
 We're over budget
 98 percent not there
 And when the back door hits you
 Where the good Lord split you
 Tell us honey, who does your hair?
 How does he do it?
 Why's he do it?
 Yes, it's true
 The flavor of the month is you
 And it's practice, practice, practice
 Just to get to Carnegie
 We'll need 10 percent,
 and that's off the top
 Gross, not net to me
 Get it on,
 Honey 'cause It's Showtime!
 Just play the song,
 Baby 'cause It's Showtime!
 Produce me daddy,
 Takin' 8 to the bar
 Big, bigger, biggest
 With the right lighting you'll go far
 Here today, gone late today
 And it's club dates in the sticks
 And you're beautiful babe, don't never shave
 No prob, we'll fix it in the mix
 Just leave your name and number in
 the dumpster when you're through,
 Oh yeah
 Don't call us, we'll call you
 Oscar, Grammy, triple whammy
 Cut, and that's the take
 Quit complainin', where's my agent?
 Don't you know how much I make?
 Get it on,
 Baby 'cause It's Showtime!
 Just play the song,
 Baby 'cause It's Showtime!
 Leave your name and number
 in the dumpster when you're through,
 Oh yeah
 Don't call us, we'll call you
 And it's play it like they paid ya
 And your photo goes on the car wash wall
 But somehow it's all worth it
 When you hear that curtain call
 It's Showtime!
 Oh, Baby 'cause It's Showtime!
 Oh yeah, just play the song,
 Baby 'cause It's Showtime!
 Oh yeah, let's get it on,
 'Cause It's Showtime!
 Oh yeah, people,
 'Cause It's Showtime!
 Hit it!