Pearl Snaps

Cheap bourbon whiskey, and pearl snap shirts
 Are the two things that stay the same
 So when the world starts spinnin', and your whole head hurts
 There's a cheap bourbon whiskey, and pearl snap shirts
 Yeah, the shade tree mechanic is a dinosaur
 You can't cuss, you can't smoke, or spit on the floor
 And don't hit on a woman 'cause she might sue
 You can't buy beer in this state, past two
 But that cheap bourbon whiskey, and pearl snap shirts
 Are the two things that stay the same
 So when the world starts spinnin', and your whole head hurts
 There's a cheap bourbon whiskey, and pearl snap shirts
 Well now, Buddha is legal, but Jesus ain't
 The saints are all sinners, and the sinners are saints
 It's not how you play, it's the final score
 They don't show Mash on the tube anymore
 But that cheap bourbon whiskey, and pearl snap shirts
 Are the two things that stay the same
 So when the world starts spinnin', and your whole head hurts
 There's a cheap bourbon whiskey, and pearl snap shirts
 ♪
 And now lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring
 And daddy doesn't smile when a mockingbird sings
 The kids are in school, but they're all packin' guns
 The losers live forever, and the good die young
 But that cheap bourbon whiskey, and pearl snap shirts
 Are the two things that stay the same
 So when the world starts spinnin', and your whole head hurts
 There's a cheap bourbon whiskey, and pearl snap shirts
 Now the stars are all fallin' out of the sky
 The doors are all locked, and the bottle is dry
 So pass me a chew, and I'll sing you a song
 If there's a problem with that, we can get it on
 'Cause that cheap bourbon whiskey, and pearl snap shirts
 Are the two things that stay the same
 So when the world starts spinnin', and your whole head hurts
 There's a cheap bourbon whiskey, and pearl snap shirts
 Cheap bourbon whiskey, and pearl snap shirts