When I'm Stoned

My baby loves me when I'm stoned
 As long as I find my way home
 No, my baby, she don't care
 About the songs I sing or the clothes I wear
 She loves the late night calls on the telephone
 My baby loves me when I'm stoned
 Yeah, she makes me see the picture
 She makes me see red
 She puts me on a pedastal
 And then messes with my head
 She don't want me in an office
 Or in a 3-Piece Suit
 She'd rather see me in dirty jeans and boots
 My baby loves me when I'm stoned
 Just as long as I find my way home
 No, my baby, she don't care
 About the songs I sing or the clothes I wear
 She loves the late night calls on the telephone
 My baby loves me when I'm stoned
 Every time that we're together
 Well, she cuts all the slack
 'Cause she knows I ain't myself
 Until I knock a couple back
 It'll lead your life to ruin
 Take you to an early grave
 At least that's what those people always say
 My baby loves me when I'm stoned
 As long as I find my way home
 No, my baby, she don't care
 About the songs I sing or the clothes I wear
 Loves the late night calls on the telephone
 My baby loves me when I'm stoned
 I ain't never gonna leave that girl alone
 My baby loves me when I'm stoned