Tombstone Every Mile

All you big and burly men who roll the trucks along
 Better listen, you'll be thankful when you hear my song
 You have really got it made, if you're haulin' goods
 Anyplace on earth but those Hainesville Woods
 It's a stretch of road up north in Maine
 That's never, ever, ever seen a smile
 If they buried all the truckers lost in them Woods
 There'd be a tombstone every mile
 Count 'em off, there'd be a tombstone every mile
 When you're loaded with potatoes and you're headed down
 You've gotta drive the Woods to get to Boston town
 When it's winter up in Maine, better check it over
 twice
 That Hainesville road is just a ribbon of ice
 It's a stretch of road up north in Maine
 That's never, ever, ever seen a smile
 If they buried all the truckers lost in them Woods
 There'd be a tombstone every mile
 Count 'em off, there'd be a tombstone every mile
 When you're talkin' to a trucker that's been haulin'
 goods
 Down that stretch of road in Maine they call the
 Hainesville Woods
 He'll tell you that dying and goin' down below
 Won't be half as bad as driving on that road of ice and
 snow
 It's a stretch of road up north in Maine
 That's never, ever, ever seen a smile
 If they buried all the truckers lost in them Woods
 There'd be a tombstone every mile
 Count 'em off, there'd be a tombstone every mile