Your Face or Mine

Your face of mine
 It works half of the time
 That's the kinda gamble I'm willing to take
 I'm the only one in this bar room
 That likes you and your friend
 Worked once, think I'll try it again
 Slap me once shame on me
 Slap me twice cause now you see
 Got nothin' to lose
 But got plenty to say
 Do ya wanna look at my belt buckle
 Please don't walk away
 Until you heard me say
 The one I know about jelly and jam
 Tickle your ass with a feather
 I say, I say, I said
 Extremely, uh, nasty weather...
 Do it smell like chloroform to you
 Slap me once shame on me
 Slap me twice cause now you see
 Got nothin' to lose
 But got plenty to say
 Girl you must have lost them wings
 Cause when you talk I hear angels sing
 Do it smell like chloroform to you
 Slap me once shame on me
 Slap me twice cause now you see
 Got nothin' to lose
 But got plenty to say
 Girl you must have lost them wings
 Cause when you talk I hear angels sing
 Do it smell like chloroform to you
 Think of all the things we can do